- friend: i got an A on my calculus test
- friend: i got a hot boyfriend
- friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
- me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
December 2011
this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
- mom: youre funny
- me: im really funny
- mom:
- me:
- mom: dont push it wise ass
Government Hooker (WBMK Remix)
Lady Gaga
Government Hooker (WBMK Remix) | Lady Gaga
RIP Anna Monster.
She was another victim of bullying. She committed suicide earlier today. She died in the hospital. She was beautiful. It seems like the human race can’t put aside their differences for two seconds to see that the person their hurting is human too.
That awkward moment when my mom comes in my bedroom and I quickly look for the safe tab and...
THERE IS NO SAFE TAB
- Son, come here! →
goo.gl
- I’ll give you money …




